Back Snapper

Back Snapper is a human character that appears in Uh... 0_o. He was the first person to discover the dead, twitching body of Junior McFourthwaller Jr. It is unknown why he as to was in the Middle of Mnowhere, but he may have special back snap powers, which he may have used to break the seventeenth wall, causing Junior McFourthwaller Jr. to be killed by his own powers.

Back Snapper 's back problem was caused by feeding Baby Nancy Drew some of The Drew's Special Rum. This caused her to go into blood mode and bend everyone's back within 7 miles into a 90 degree angle.

Back Snapper is in no way related to Nancy Drew. No one in the Drew family knows who he is. He just showed up while her parents were off fighting Skrilox and began taking care of her to attempt to retrieve a bowel fluid sample from her micro chinchilla collection.

Back Snapper is a corrupt breaditarian, meaning that he only eats bread and other grain foods because of his devotion to the Cult of the Sacred Grain, but he has since become corrupted by the evils of the Full Fat Porkchop Sandwich Cult, and enjoys a juicy porkchop sandwich every 2/1 full moon.

There have been many reported cases of him molesting young clowns, but all have been proven false due to his lack of arms and a penis.