Middle of Knowhere

The Middle of Knowhere is a magical place, because everyone knows where it is, but at the same time, no one knows where it is. Nothing is in The Middle of Knowhere, so it may be where you know where, but it may be nowhere. This place is just a barren wasteland with absolutely nothing in it, and nowhere to go, which is one of the main reasons neveryone knows where Knowhere is. The Middle of Knowhere got its name from some old crazy hermit that lives there, and he believes that The Middle of Knowhere makes him know where everything is, but no one believes his bullshit stories. Most of the comics seem to take place here.

Apparently Timmy the Creepist knows where The Middle of Knowhere is, because he knows where he was going to get to nowhere in The Middle of Knowhere. He knew exactly where he was going, and so did Junior McFourthwaller Jr., as he was trailing right behind him. Falkor the Luckdragon is the only known creature to inhabit this wasteland, and somehow thrives, even though IT HAS NO FUCKING WINGS. [Continue]

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